Born and bred in vitro, Schwarz Nipfargen has remained to this day a very private, eccentric, and somewhat out-of-focus individual. What can honestly be said about Schwarz? Well, nothing. But let it be said that all of that nothing would fill volumes. To catch Schwarz on camera is nearly as difficult as catching Schwarz behind the camera. To say that Schwarz is a Director of Photography is to say that the Director of Photography of MY SKIN is Schwarz Nipfargen. What does that all mean? We doubt even Schwarz knows. But it’s guaranteed he would most certainly have something brash and offensive to say about it. He’s often been heard to boast, “If today I can make a young girl cry and wet her pants, well it’s been a good day.” For reasons unclear to Director Christopher Alan Broadstone –– and for reasons the CEO of Black Cab Productions is reticent to discuss –– the infamous and illusive Schwarz Nipfargen has returned as DP on Mr. Broadstone’s new short, HUMAN NO MORE. God save us all.